122: The Story of FUCKMAN

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Warning: This is a documentary about Ket a.k.a. FMAN122 (FUCKMAN122) the famous hacker - all of this is real, and I got all of it from the hacker herself.

Ket sat at her desk in her small apartment which she shared with her older brother. The shadows of furniture sat motionless on the floor as the one lamp that was on in the whole apartment flickered, needing to be replaced soon. It was midnight, and she knew that only the most reckless (and the stupidest) people would be outside. Well, Ket wasn't a moron, so she didn't hesitate to stay indoors despite her insomnia. With nothing else to do, she went on Animal Jam, landing in Aldan (the shittiest server).

She smirked half-heartedly as she clicked a rude little brat that had many of those so-called "rares" on their trade. With her older brother's help, she had done this multiple times before and her exploit had worked. She clicked the message, typed "Thanks for playing!" and sent a necklace to the brat. She watched them disappear as she was logged on to their account.

She took a shot of her drink. She didn't want to waste time, so Ket recycled their animals, discarded their dens, sent all their items to her account, and logged off. 

The next morning, Ket sat at the run-down Starbucks on her street. The disgusting smell of burnt coffee and unclean toilets filled her lungs as she sat down at a small table. "Oh, fook this shite!" she thought before leaving to go to the park.  

After a long day, Ket sat at her desk. She doodled a bunch of random shit out of boredom before deciding to go hack Animal Jam again. The same thing happened as the last time.

After a while, Ket's internet connection suddenly cut out. Ket slammed her computer shut and walked back to Starbucks in frustration. She sat down and connected to the Starbucks Wi-Fi. "Fookin' finally!" she said to herself, going back to what she was doing.

Once it began to get dark, she headed back to her apartment. When she got home, she opened her laptop and got back onto the game. "You better fookin' not fook up again, you daft cunt!" she screamed at the laptop. Luckily, her internet didn't go down again for the rest of the day.

And so Ket continued hacking AJ until she got tired of it. Eventually, she became a full-time blackhat hacker.

"Fook yeah!"