Clan Mating

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Author's Note

Thx to @spoonsaredank on Twattpad for the fap.

Like, this story is TOTES NOT based on real life, but it does, like, totes contain real life scenes.

All usernames used are, like, TOTES MADE-UP. If they match, like, anyone's Kik user or some shit, that is totes a mistake of mine.

Some parts may be, like, too sexy or orgasmic for a newfag.

Thx 4 rdng!!!1!!11!

Come to the Raperock

"Come to the Raperock for a Klan meeting!" Our leader, Fuckface moaned.

Sex is incredibly cool.

My furfag fursona, Mary Sue, moaned loudly, "What's the news, Fuckface?"

An oldfag, Nascar, REEEE'd, "Shut up, newfag!"

"Oh, go back to the /b/ board where you belong, Nascar, you're like one gazillion posts old." Mary Sue retorted.

Nascar stared hornily at my fursona, before continuing to listen.

I love to fuck.

Showergel jumped up and did a barrel roll, "O rly?!"

OwO What's this? I decided to read the chat log.

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Chat Log:

xxDank_Boi_420xx:-Fuckface moaned- W3 4r3 g01ng 2 meat 1n r341 l1f3! (360 n0sc0p3)

rimlicker69: OwO She stared at Mary Sue's ass OwO

whoratheexplorerxxx: . She did a barrel roll. O rly?!

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So we planned it all:

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Chat Log:

sendnudesplz16f (my stupid ass): Around 10:30 PM should do, cops won't be around to catch us UwU

biganimetiddy: I'm in Asia... Won't be able to join the fun, sorry.

rimlicker69: aww shit

whoratheexplorerxxx: sounds hoot, we all conveniently live in the same city tho so it should be ok

whoratheexplorerxxx: hot i mean lololololol XDDDDDDDDD

xxDank_Boi_420xx: Srry tiddy, u c4n't j01n :C

xxDank_Boi_420xx: uwu sowwy...

biganimetiddy: it's okay smh

sendnudesplz16f: Then let's fuck soon!

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Sex is great...

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We met up, and it was great to see my fuckbuddies in real life!

rimlicker69 (Nascar) was just like her character in real life, as Miriam, a smart-assed Australian bitch who liked doing anal.

I was surprised to find that whoratheexplorerxxx (Showergel) was an emo loser, and a boy (!!!!!1!!11), he was called Anthrax.

Guess what! biganimetiddy (Cumdrinker) made it by mail order! He was sexy but also a huge weeb, he referred to himself as Waifu.

Then there was our leader, xxDank_Boi_420xx (Fuckface), who was a midget with Small Dog Syndrome. He told us his name was Mickey Mouse, but to call him Dick.

I, Mary Sue, had lots of fun! This was what I had to get off to! It was easiest for me to convince my parents, because my mom is always hungover and drunk and my dad, Droid, is away cheating on her.

We fucked around a bit, playing dirty games and flirting, when Waifu suggested we have an orgy.

Sex is the best.

We fucked around a bit, yelling stuff like, "Titty smack!" and "Hey, cut it out! I said don't touch me there!"

Until Miriam started bleeding. Anthrax had bit her on the breast.

Miriam started fingering Anthrax with her sharp fingernails, and Dick rushed to stop them, but got caught up with the rough sex. Waifu started yelling at us to stop and fuck him, until I smashed him in the ass with a dildo.

I love to fuck.

I started eating Miriam out, as Anthrax fell to the ground, and I saw he was holding a dildo in one of his hands.

He fucked his own ass.

Pulling out doesn't work in real life... This is much more fun.

May the best whore win.

I began groping and raping Miriam, but she pushed me off.

I tore something in my ass.

She didn't care, and tore off my nipple, before Anthrax pushed her over and raped her mouth!

I grabbed Anthrax and forced him to swallow his dildo.

It's sexier that way.

Dick moaned as I raced towards him, clothes off and strap-on bared.

He screamed something at me but I didn't hear him.

I began choking him with the strap-on.

I shoved it in his throat and made him cum in his pants.

I'm the dom.

I fell to the ground and orgasmed as I pissed all over myself.