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This story may be disturbing for some people.

Animal jam was a great game... but some jammers were getting bored and began to quit.

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So ajhq decided to add some new animals, some that would be a huge step to being possibly the best game in the world.

Ajhq decided on making solid yellow animals, such as the yellow bunny, the yellow wolf, the yellow fox, the yellow dolphin, and the yellow seal.

Best of all, these animals were non member, although they all costed 200000000000 diamonds.

When ajhq gave hints on that update, so many jammers went on animal jam that it almost shut down!

But that wasn't all, ajhq was going to add snacks.

This was huge, mainly because ajhq would have to somehow prevent snacks from wearing leg items.

Finally the update came and jammers went crazy.

Jamaa was filled with solid yellow animals, the diamond shop was loaded with crapolas, and almost everyone was slithering around Jamaa with their new snacks.

Everyone agreed it was the best update, and they were soooo right.

So far 10000000000000 glitches had occurred.

A few jammers managed to get snacks to wear leg items, but the glitch was quickly removed.

Because snacks were made of real, fresh horse shit and costed 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 diamonds, almost every jammer had one.

But after a while jammers got bored and went back to their main animal, this is where the real glitches happened.

Jammers that had bought the snack started experiencing glitches with their other animals.

When the jammer had first been a snack and changed into their seal, one of the seals legs would disappear.

Then the same glitch would happen to wolves, and any leg item that they wore would be floating under or behind them.

In just a few days, this glitch happened to every animal exept the snack.

Ajhq explained they were too lazy to be working on the glitch, but no one knew ajhq was having a lot of trouble getting rid of it.

Soon, the animals couldn't wear items, and some jammers leg items were being deleted mysteriously.

Even worse, some animals bodies would disappear and the animal would just be a pair of legs (or 75).

In just two weeks, everyone's items disapperated like voldemort.

Jammers who had never changed animals since getting the snack were less glitchy, but all their animals except the snack had disappeared.

But finally, after at least 3 weeks, Animal Jam shut down for another 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 weeks as ajhq removed the glitches and got rid of all the new animals.

The update was completely erased.

Animal Jam was back to normal, but strangely, no one remembers the update or the new animals. (Too much Vodka, m8?)

Unfortunately, the jammers who never changed animals after the update experienced many glitches that never go away.

No one knows, but maybe, just maybe, ajhq will decide to bring back this very same update.

GO EAT SNACKS :D