The Biggest Banging Ever

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So you know how they say "everything's a illusion" right? Well I don't, and I don't even know what Im even saying, but anyways Im gonna tell you a story of a big monkey that have a expannding dong.


So this lad was called Donkey Kong, he was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo lazy, that unless a giant geckoo stole all his bananas, he would literally do nothing.


His friends were getting tired of that, so they planned something to make him stop being lazy; making him have explosive diarrhea, but little they know, I was actually going to go extremely bad.


So they had everything already in place, they just had to wait until their lazyass money friend appeared and eated the giant banana,



















AND THEN A GIANT DOG APPEARED AND KILLED EVERYONE THE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





K just joking let's continue with the actual story.


So when that big oraguntan saw the big banana he literally rushed to eat it, with it's friend laughing a little wile watching, then when he finished eating the banana he didn't felt very good, until he discovered


He had explosive diarrhea


His friend literally laughed out loud when he was trying to think what to do, but suddenly he felt like he was levitating, and he was!


It's explosive diarrhea became so severe he was literally going to the moon at a fast rate. A few seconds later, he impacted with the moon, and it became big shards of moon stone.















AND THEN THE MOON ShARDS IMPACTED WITH TH EARTH AND EVERYONE DIED THE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
















Seriously, it's the end, go do something productive already.