Greely's Turd: An AJ Trollpasta

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A long time ago i logged on AJ. The loading screen appeared. I needed to go to the bathroom and closed the door. Suddenly while i was pooping i heard knocks on the bathrooms door and the door goes open. Greely watched me poop. Then i farted in da face and got to sleep while still peeing.

The next day i woke up in the bathroom the toilet full of pee. I did sigh and guess i should clean it up, so i picked up a glass and started to gulp in the pee. Next, I logged onto Animal Jam. Since i had the entire summer break to waste doing absolutely nothing, I wanted to play the game for fun. My sister named Lilly, my friend me and her called Daisy, and I decided to play The Hive, since it was our favorite adventure. Granted, it was only our favorite for the battle against the Turd King at the end, but at the end of the day it was still our favorite. We got into the adventure but something was missing, Cosmo.

Cosmo was supposed to greet us and tell us what to do, but instead there was a brown liquid substance. "Oh, seems like we need to fart on it. Do it?" My sister asked bewildered. "Yeah i love farting." I said farting on it. Daisy scooped up some of the goop and sniffed it, her nose wrinkled in disgust immediately. "Fuck!" She squealed "It reeks of shit!" shaking her poop scoop back and fourth trying to get the poopy goop off. "Lets just ignore...that." I said farting at the poopy goop. We fapped past the poopy goop cautiously, making sure not to get our nads in it.

We were walking inside the cave until some toilet plungers stopped us. Dozens of them were blocking our path. "Fucking shit!" I said in sexual frustration lashing my giant strap-on. "No worries!" Daisy said "I've got this shit!". She equipped her twelve-sided double dildo and slashed it through the toilet plungers, making them disintegrate into nothingness within seconds. "Noice." I complimented her. "Thx m8 ur gr8." She said and gave me a blowjob. We continued to fap through the cave until we heard a noise.

There was the faint, loud enough to heard, noise of tentacles squishing together while someone moaned. We swerved our heads and saw the disgusting site. "Hentai!" Said Lilly in a whisper moan. "Be quiet and be careful." I whispered, as Lilly's fursona shat itself. I noticed toilet plungers a couple feet in front of us. I pointed with my strap-on to the toilet plungers and told them to stay sexy and follow me. We fapped quickly to the plunger without making a sound. I noticed the door to the Turd King was open without the crystal meth in place somehow and Lilly and Daisy seemed to take notice.

"How is it open without the meth?" Daisy asked staring at the open door in shock. "I don't know but we need to book it to thFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK IM SO STUPIDivlaged." Greely sneered. "The turd monsters are trying to shit all over Jamaa!" I yelled in sexual frustration. "Thats what you think, but we are pooping on what is rightfully ours!" He reeee’d "Now that you know our plan YOU MUST DIE!". Before we could react, he pounced at us dick fully extended, with dry cum on it.

He took a blow at me raking his dick down my ass, moaning with arousal, I threw him off. I reared around and raked my spiked dildo down his muzzle, he moaned as poop trickled down my asshole. He swerved his body and made a sharp blowjob on Daisy's crotch. I was about to scream out to Daisy to make sure she is alright but she got up and made a hard, sharp blowjob on Greely. He fell over exposing his stomach. We all farted on him at once. Lilly fucked his mouth while Daisy and I fucked his asshole. Cumstains were all over his body and fresh blood mixed with poop poured out of his asshole. Greely had an orgasm and finally closed his eyes. His dick went limp.

We had cum and poop on our bodies but weren't almost dead. Finally a golden chest appeared in front of us. It reeked putridly as we opened it. Our reward was "Greely's Turd". Lilly and I got Daisy's number and added her on Skye. We closed the computer shut, scared by what we had just witnessed. We stared at each other for a second,then hugged each other and cried. Then we had to poop again and pooped in the bathtub while Greely's fart ghost shrekt us in the assholes. TEH END.