Ice Man, Baphomet, and the Abyss Crystal (the 8th Symphony)

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Hello, it is I, Claire, back again with an epic video I mean creepypasta I mean real event. As you may know, after the attack of that evil Mega Man 1 ROM, I now have an evil Ice Man maid/slave thing. Hoe had it coming. Well, have i got a story for you. This happened the day before yesterday. Ok let us begin letsa gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


As I was scolding my slave for adding too much flavoring into my ramen, a message suddenly popped onto my Smart TV (i know, im rich,) and I was like 'WHAT THE HELL I WAS WATCHING DANNY GONZALEZ NOW I HAVE TO GO ALL THE WAY BACK TO IT >:(' but I digress, the message was a rightside-up pentacle and a disembodied voice saying 'Hello, mortal. May I stop by?' followed by a deep chuckle. Before i could say 'no, get the fuck out of my room' to this bitch, a GIANT GOAT LEG JUST POPPED THROUGH MY TV. WHAT THE FUCK, ANOTHER VIDEODROME WANNABE. Then, FUCKIN BAPHOMET WALKED INTO MY ROOM. AND HE DESTROYED MY CEALING, WHAT THE HELL, THATS GONNA COST WAY TOO MUCH, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Baphomet looked at me and said Well, hello human. Thanks for letting me in. and I said 'NO I DID NOT LET YOU IN AND YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO LEAVE OR I GET THE REMINGTON MODEL 700'

He laughed again. Foolish to think your silly gun could stop me.

Ice Man.ROM (as he calls himself) looked at him and said 'WHAT THE HELL, IS THAT SATAN?!'

I looked at him with a piercing gaze, like a Basilisk, and said 'Its baphomet not satan you normie dweeb'

Baphomet nodded. Although, I have a time scheduled to meet with him again later.

I then bitch slapped Ice.ROM for making such a normie mistake. Baphomet also bitch slapped Ice.ROM. Ice ran away crying hyper-realistic blood and robot tears. Little bitch.

I looked at Baphomet and asked 'Well why are you here?' and he said Well, I was going to ask you to join my cult but I see you're busy so I can leave.

FINALLY he was going to leave!


-And then i never finished it because i am the big dumb

also i drew a picture for it but it won't upload because this file upload thing is trash