Modesty Is A Myth

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"Giving away my tradelist!" she saw a jammer say. She opens the player card. She checks the tradelist. Some pretty rare items were on the jammer's list. The rest were unreleased. She hovers near the den icon. She felt her guts felt sick, it's like her instincts were saying THESE DRUGS ARE FUCKING BAD! But she clicks anyways.

New section!

There's alot of talking around, the den could fit 50 people, instead of like..31 people. "they r a scammer" "guys we dont know yet calm down" Until they finally arrive.

"guys its not scam. no trust. the rules are simple! u just need ur speakers on, do u guys have ur speakers on?" the jammer says. "yeah/yes" alot of jammers said. She felt like someone was watching her masturbate. She turns on her speakers and still stays in the den. Most left though. "ok guys r u ready??" the jammer tells the rest "я" everyone typed.

Another new section..

"Hi, it's Dick McFaggot. I haven't seen [MUMBLING LIKE A RETARD]. So.. I decided to do this. [LOOKING THROUGH DRAWERS FOR SOME SHIT] Here it is..! [DRAGGING SOME SHIT] -- So I [MUMBLING LIKE A RETARD] chair.... And I just wanna say something.."

There was a long pause. But she could hear someone grunting, like they were doing something.

"This is my [MUMBLING LIKE A RETARD] day.. And I just want to feel special.. I want someone to hear [MUMBLING LIKE A RETARD]. So.. Here we go.. I am Dickface McFaggot III. I live in Shit City and..I.. Really just wanna [MUMBLING LIKE A FUCKING RETARD] so.. I hope someone comes across this. So.. I school in an alleyway where... I.. [MUMBLING LIKE A RETARD ON DRUGS] forget that one! So.. [MUMBLING LIKE THE MOST RETARDED BEING ON EARTH]"

It was silent. But she heard a fap. Like a hand rubbing against a penis. Something sexy followed. She could hear the guy moaning. Young jammers in this giveaway would realize.. He was masturbating furiously. Jammers have nothing to do but to sit back and listen to some faggot fap, the fap sounds stopped later. So it was just moaning. The audio stopped after a while of that shit.

The host gave a very rare item to everyone. Druggy jammers who participated in that giveaway would have bad trips about a penis.. Being rubbed, before the trip ends, the same audio could be heard.