The Tale of Shrek

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>I was only nine years old

>I loved Shrek so much, I owned all the movies and merchandise

>I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I have been given

>"Shrek is love", I say, "Shrek is life"

>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot

>He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Shrek

>I called him a cunt

>He slaps me and sends me to my room

>I am crying now, because my face hurts

>I go into my bed and it is very cold

>I feel a warmth moving towards me

>I fell something touch me

>It's Shrek

>I am so happy

>He whispers into my ear, "This is my swamp"

>He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees

>I'm ready

>I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek

>He penetrates my butthole

>It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek

>I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water

>I push against his force

>I want to please Shrek

>He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love

>My dad walks in

>Shrek looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all ogre now"

>Shrek leaves through my window

Shrek is love, Shrek is life