User:Derp Unikitty

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Somebody once told me that I could make some money by bullying some poeple online, so i grew a gnome goatee and put on a stupid beanie, and started making up some dank lies. so im making death threats and im calling people nigger counting that cash so my channel's growing bigger never you mind that I was already banned for my racist, homophobic hate speech rants. found a loophole, now it's my goal to poison the online punch bowl. you never know who i might dox, so yall can suck on my cocks.

Hey now you're a keemstar, get your hat on, MLG Hey now you're a keemstar, get your sociopathy And all we care about is neeeeeews, personal attacks and harassment is totally neeewwweees.

"Like, I litterally wanna kill this dude. It's not a threat it's a promise, I want to fucking kill this dude" "Oh, fuckin righteous fucking NIGGER alex is doin this shit!" "HMMM, can't wait to report your death, HUHUHH, like seriously? what's wrong with you, asshole" "everybody type in the chat alex is a stupid nigger"

"I only do this show for money, that's it, alright" "I don't do it to entertain people, That's just a fuckin' scam" "I really hope you die of cancer, I hate every single one of you" "FUCK THE FANS"

Hey now you're a keemstar do a trick-shot MLG Hey now you're a keemstar eat your popcorn, goatee

And all I report is the news, If you can call this news; somebody once asked could you spare me from harassment? Your content is a fuckin disgrace, I said yep, and to save my rep. I'm gonna bully you until you're dead. I'll gonna punch you harder than my girlfriend's faaaaaaaaace

Well, The hate keeps comin for the show im running, even if i get banned ill just keep on comin. Doesn't make sense to give up this shtick I make mad money from bein a dick. My revenue stream, it is my dream to take online gossip to the extreme. I'm a sociopath don't ya know. Ill do anything for a little dough.

Hey now, you're a keemstar, Get your keem on, keemstar Hey now, you're a keemstar, you're an asshole keemstar

AhhhhhhhhiaahahaiiaoommhmmmEerorrrrrooroooeahahahhhkeeeemmmsttarrrrr Keemstar is a gnoooommoommeeee






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Instagram name:Darkblu_Pawz (it's not mine it's from a video)

Wait wtf did I added that?